I know stealing Amy Winehouse's garbage was a cheap shot. But obvious jokes are obvious jokes for a reason; when something is so obviously funny and retarded that every single person in the world is making fun of it, then you know you're onto a winner. That's why farting is still funny.

Celebrities are always the centre of attention, in March the most popular topics were Cameron Diaz's wedding, Jack Tweeds Assault Charges, Chris Brown living it up in Miami, David Beckhams shock result of staying in Milan and Jackos return to fame.

Many of you have probably never heard of Pottergate. Some will say this is not true. Some will say it never happened. I was actually warned by someone at one of the Most Powerful Guilds in Hollywood not to write this. I am writing this anyway.

Hebert Flabeau goes to work - an off the wall excursion. One of several chapters of the illustrious Hebert Flabeau 's adventures.

In the article, you will be able to read twenty behavioral oddities that you observe. Don't believe me? Enter, read and smile.