Jeff Dunham Tickets - When Puppets Speak

Jeff Dunham once said that his puppets can get away with saying more than any human being possibly could, and when you enjoy his show you will see what he means. So which of Jeff's group of goofy and somewhat shocking stand-up partners would you most enjoy eating dinner with? First off there's Achmed the Dead Terrorist, then there's Walter the retiree, then you have Peanut the maniacally funny purple one...with the green something coming out of his head, of course there is also Bubba J the redneck, and then there is Jose Jalapeno...the jalapeno on a stick.

Well, for starters, how about heading out for lunch with Walter, the crotchety retired guy, after all a curmudgeonly old man can sometimes be the best company and it is almost certain that he will have some sort of entertaining story to tell. But where would you and Walter go for a meal? Since he's an old guy, and he probably likes his beer, I'd suggest heading over to a brewery and seeing what you could get out of him with a few glasses of cold stout. Old curmudgeon that he is, he will probably choose the most expensive steak on the menu, leaving you to take care of the bill. It might not be worth it, although you might get a few pearls of wisdom from the old geezer while you were eating.

What could you expect if you took Bubba J out? Well for starters he'd probably want to head over to the nearest burger joint, where they marinade everything in a healthy layer of oil and serve cold beer. The meal might give you a little nausea; but just remember you are going to lunch with a celebrity. Bubba will probably tell you the story of how he and his wife got together, and her father's shotgun and how he was late for the date in the first place. Not a bad choice as Bubba always has something funny to say, but his choice of restaurant might not go down that well.

Of course you could go out with Achmed, but since he's dead and probably will not be able to eat...things could get a little awkward. Maybe go for a walk with him in the park, and discuss his life as a terrorist, before he accidentally blew himself up. Taking Jose Jalapeno could also get a little bit uncomfortable, especially if you take him to a Mexican restaurant, after all he is a jalapeno. If it was Jose that you wanted to hang out with, then my suggestion would be to take him out for a nice margarita or buy him a pina colada. He might also prefer a beer so you could get him a bottle of Pacifico or Modelo Especial and ask him about his life in before he came to America.

Then there is Peanut, and what more can be said about him than...um. Peanut is the most hyperactive one of the bunch, so unless you want to slip him a sedative you are probably best off skipping dinner altogether and heading straight for the chocolate shop. He may knock your mug of hot chocolate over, but he will definitely be able to give you the dirt on the other four. All-in-all your best bet is probably to get Jeff Dunham tickets today and get ready for a night full of laughter and fun with the whole gang.

Seed Newsvine

Bookmark this article in your preferred program

Comments

Add Comment

Popular Articles in this cathegory

This article is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.